I’ll Get Right On That For You
MUM: Do you know the South Park characters?
ME: Do I!
MUM: …
ME: Yes I do.
MUM: What’s the, er, magical poo called?
ME: Mr Hanky, the Christmas Poo?
MUM: Where can I get some t-shirts with this Hanky character on it?
ME: T-shirts, plural?
MUM: They’re for our colonoscopy patients. The carers need a way of knowing when the patients aren’t to be given meals prior to a colonoscopy.
ME: So you put them in the christmas poo tshirts …. bwahaha-
MUM: Its not funny Daniel. We had a patient die last week due to a mix up.
ME: -hahaha… oh. Sorry, thats terrible
04/02/2009
Bwa hahaha! I almost Mr. Hanky-ed myself reading that!! I wonder if Mr. Hanky t-shirts will lift moral in the colonoscopy ward. Its not what I imagine to be a very fun place! The doctors bounding into the ward shouting Hei-dee-ho will surely put a smile on the face of the poor colonoscopy patients!
08/09/2009
hahhahahaha! i’m sorry Dan’s mum, but that’s pretty funny