A hard-won word of advice. If you find yourself wandering around Redfern at 3am, highly inebriated and trying to hail a taxi, and you are approached by a gentleman who asks you to hand over your valuables, “f**k off” is the incorrect answer.

EDIT: a few friends have told me they thought this photo was fake, probably because of a previous post about makeup effects. I assure you, its real. But don’t worry. I’m OK now!