So, to anthropomorphise somewhat, Google makes considered opinions on your search queries, and then refers you to what it believes to be the most relevant site.

Unbeknownst to you, when referring your browser to the site, Google includes a “referral header” which tells the site’s owner exactly what you were searching for when it referred you to their website.

Now, I have to wonder what kind of psycho meth bender Google was on when it referred the following search phrases to xxxdan.com:

• fairy floss pussy
• virgins get popped
• dj scotch egg torrents
• jehovahs witness news 2007
• “shitty tuxedo”
• move pixel chick from house to car
• 500 nerdnirvana games
• “talk to me german” & torrent
• nin condom
• original + london + nerd

So there you have it. Google considers my site to be absolutely the last word on shitty tuxedos, jehovahs witnesses, and fairy floss pussy.

“talk to me german” & torrent? That person was, without a doubt, looking for some nasty porn.

Thanks for your high opinion of me Google. What did I ever do to you??