This recently appeared on the back wall of my flat, click to enlarge. There’s only two panels. I hope they add new installments. I already feel deeply attached to these characters.

My bank allows you to put any picture you like on your credit card, they call it card skinning.

Well, not any picture, I soon found out. They’ve rejected the first couple I uploaded. No, its not what you think, they just don’t allow any logos or brands in the image that infringe copyright.

So I racked my brain and came up with a design which doesn’t contravene their draconian terms. Marty helped with the photoshopping. Behold, the infinitely recursive card skin:

Of course, they rejected this one too, after all the work we put in…. why Suncorp? Why?! Did I kick your dog or something?

Today I received the most unusual email:

Good day, my dear friend

If you became my beloved man, I would give you love and care every day. As usual women used to demand attention to them, but I am special woman, because I will present you my attention.

I want to make gifts to my beloved man every day. I want him to feel himself as the most beloved man in this world. I will be his Queen of Love in the love’s bed. I will be his caring mother at the kitchen. I will cook for him the most delicious dishes which he likes.

Wife is profession and I want to take it. If you want to have such caring, devoted and loving wife, you can contact me here http://xxxxxxx.xxx.xx/xxxxxx

I think that after some letters we will find common language with you.

Waiting for your mail

Ivana M.

A professional wife! Yes, I have always desire woman who will present me attention. I shall respond immediately… what could possibly go wrong?